Deborah was the old lady who sat under the palm tree advising people who sought her out.
She instructed Jael to deal with that guy, Cicera (sic).
Jael gave him milk and drove a tent pen into his head when he slept.
According to the BS book.
WTS ADVICE FOR YOUNG WOMEN WANTING TO MARRY
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ziddina
Oh, yeah!!!
The PROPHETESS Deborah!!!
I was thinking of King David's daughter... Can't remember her name...
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White Dove
Wasn't it Michael?
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ziddina
Michael??? Isn't that the other name for Jesus???
Do you mean, "Micah"???
Lemme look it up...
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ziddina
Michal - King Saul's daughter, given to David as his wife...
Tamar - King David's daughter, raped by her half-brother...
Maybe I was thinking about Dinah [??], raped by the son of a Canaanite chieftan during Abraham's time???
Anyhoo... Getting off this subject...
Rutherford wanted JW girls to wait until someone was RESURRECTED to get advice???
What??? Weren't their own mothers good enough???
Zid
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aquagirl
You know,Im beginning ti think that these people are,um,crazy....Bwahahhah! Justr kidding,I always KNEW they were crazy!
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Listener
This thread is cracking me up and I just cannot believe he actually created a picture of her.
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Black Sheep
Zid might like the Mormon male Calendar better.
The Men on a Mission calendar features former Mormon missionaries who have dared to pose bare-chested...
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ziddina
HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW!!!!
Now I know why my husband's Mormon friend, "Crazy Charlie", was such a macho idiot!!!
Thanks, Black Sheep!!! As usual, you've provided the totally unique, bitingly precise viewpoint!!!
Zid
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Aussie Oz
Holy snapping muffins!
i'm off to join the morons!
oz
