The minister I play golf with, will love it. Very funny
Moses goes to heaven
I never heard a "real" joke at the KH and none of the pastors in the churches I've attended seemed to be comfortable with a joke during their sermon. After looking through the jokes for pastors website, I can see why they don't tell many jokes.
Rodbar- I hope you can find a temple as warm as ours. Everyone says we will never find another one as welcoming as ours. The have to make everyone leave the Shabbat oneg after it has gone on for 90 minutes and they want to turn the lights out-desserts, pastries, challah, maybe some lox and bagels & egg salad, fruit, pies, cakes, wine, coffee, soda. My wife says, our noshing and social talk is not the norm for a temple.
Wait a minute, I thought Moses was one of the great crowders who would be resurrected to a paradise earth, not heaven!
(Cattails ducks and runs)
I thought Moses was one of the great crowders who would be resurrected to a paradise earth
Jews don't for the most part, don't even believe in a heavenly afterlife- so we make fun of it.