My oh my, Miss USA 2010 is fine! Oh, by the way, do beauty pageants set women back? (page 3)

james_woods

She is kind of cute, though.

And far more talented than Rima Fakih. She brings us beer - which will be more and more important as global temperature rises.

sd-7

I think it's time for SD-7 to drink some cold water out of his own cistern.

As I have embarrassed myself, so you have embarrassed me, Sylvia. "Great! Now I have guilt!"

Come on, it's not like I was fantasizing about Miss USA 2010. I just happened to notice she was attractive, from the picture. I'm not some sort of philanderer or something. My mind would wander less if I got more sleep, I'm sure. Or had some challenge to tackle in my mind.

And...I think the cistern I have is pretty sufficient for me. It's just some days I have less control over the Force than others. It's like Doc Ock's fusion device. But I'm still rewriting my moral code and all that, and you know it's been tough at home sometimes. Well, now you know. But I'm not looking for trouble. I avoid social interaction with most people just so my wife has reassurance as far as that goes.

Sorry again. My statements were inappropriate.

-sd-7

james_woods

Come on, it's not like I was fantasizing about Miss USA 2010. I just happened to notice she was attractive, from the picture.

Ya - shoore.

sd-7

No, really! I wasn't! I mean...I guess I wasn't...was I?

Lord, thy wiiiill is hard. But you hoooooooooold every card! I will drink your cuuuuuup of poison! Naaaail me to your croooooss and break me! Beat me, hurt me, kiiiiiill me, take me! Take me, take me nooooow, before I change my mind!

I'm talking to my wife now. Maybe I should recommend some theocratic, adult-study-edition activities for the evening. It is Thursday, so Adult Family Worship night should be tonight for faithful servants of Jehovah. I'll have to look into it...

-sd-7

snowbird

My statements were inappropriate.

They were not.

I was only teasing you.

Lighten up, Little Brother.

Syl

Farkel

:by the way, do beauty pageants set women back?

All the dumpy ugly broads think they do.

Farkel

Twitch

I think these "contests" have and will always be around, for various reasons. Personally, I don't care for 'em but understand those who do.

sd-7

I was only teasing you.

Lighten up, Little Brother.

That's a relief. I think I've been feeling guilty about stuff like this since that recent tongue-lashing I got from the missus about my wandering thoughts. If I was chatting with ex-JW friends who looked like Miss USA, then I could understand her concern. Still, "we've analyzed their attack, sir, and there is a danger." But yeah, I do need to lighten up.

james_woods

But yeah, I do need to lighten up.

I am sure the Beer Fairy could help with that - shall I ask her to buzz over?

sd-7

No thanks. I'm fine. Rich Chocolate Ovaltine is good enough for me.

My oh my, Miss USA 2010 is fine! Oh, by the way, do beauty pageants set women back?

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