My oh my, Miss USA 2010 is fine! Oh, by the way, do beauty pageants set women back?

by miseryloveselders 31 Replies latest jw friends

  • james_woods
    james_woods

    The Beauty Contest where they asked that Blonde from Alabama a question about why kids could not read maps certainly set her back...

    Although I suspect something like that was eventually going to happen to her sooner or later anyway.

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    http://www.maniacworld.com/what-is-she-talking-about.html

    That was Caitlin Upton, Miss Teen South Carolina.

    Don't you go messin' with Alabama, JWoods!

    Syl

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    She's a sweetheart.

    Syl

  • james_woods
    james_woods
    She's a sweetheart.
    Syl

    I am sure she will find some rich old doctor or lawyer and everything will be just fine - some people think that the meltdown was cute.

  • sd-7
    sd-7

    Fine? I believe the term "Day-um!" would apply to this woman. And my wife just warned me that I was fantasizing about other women... You were right, misery--no photos was the wiser choice so that meaningful dialogue could occur. Right now, my brains are too scrambled by her beauty to say anything relevant. As my mom would say, my wife would "beat me about the face area" over such thoughts. SuperSd-7 weakened by Kryptonite, BatSd-7 throws exploding Batarang and destroys Kryptonite, then takes SuperSd-7 away to recover...

    These pageants are not helpful to women so far as the women in the pageants aren't bright, progressive, and quick-witted. If they are all of the above, on top of being smokin' hot like the current Miss USA, not only does that help women, it helps me to see why I can't concentrate at work. Because? Because women are FREAKING AWESOMELY HOT! I mean, I don't know how they keep from looking at themselves in the mirror! Sorry. I better stop typing...

    -sd-7

  • james_woods
    james_woods

    Sylvia, is it time to suggest some cold showers?

  • sd-7
    sd-7

    Do cold showers actually work? You know, I never actually tried that. I think an elder once recommended it. Sorry. Better not derail the thread...

  • snowbird
    snowbird
    Sylvia, is it time to suggest some cold showers?

    I think it's time for SD-7 to drink some cold water out of his own cistern.

    I don't know what'll work for MLE.

    On a side note, I read a blog where grown women were talking about Cam Newton, what a fine brotha he is, stating openly what they would like to do to him, or have him do to them!

    I give up!

    Syl

  • james_woods
    james_woods

    I give up too - why do they bother with these ditzy beauty queens when we have the beer fairy?

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh122/tracylou11/Beer_Fairy.jpg

    You and this ethereal, waif-like creature!

    She is kind of cute, though.

    Syl

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