I need you to pray for me, I absolutely want to die right now. I feel so horrible right now.

by miseryloveselders 27 Replies latest jw friends

  • StAnn

    Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh What a Relief It Is.... Alka Seltzer!

    Or a teaspoon of baking soda in a small glass of water will help.

    I'm with Serenity, I was terrified thinking you were suicidal! Don't scare us like that!

  • What-A-Coincidence

    do a salt water flush tomorrow morning

    mix 25 onces of warm water with one teaspoon of sea salt and drink all at once 1st thing in morning ... you'll clean your colon out.

  • AGuest

    May I ask, what's "eating" you, dear MLE? Oh, and the greatest of love, peace... and digestional mercy... to you!

    A slave of Christ,


  • EmptyInside

    I agree with StAnn, Alka-Seltzer will be your best friend at times like this.

  • darkuncle29

    Forget oreoes, try the Paul Newman ones, Newman-os or some thing like that. But stil don't eat the whole box.

  • kurtbethel

    Lay off the weed, man! You know it gives you the munchies.

  • cantleave

    Did the same with Cream Crackers and Cheddar the other night - not good!!

  • freydo

    Reminds me of Tweedy Pie telling sea-sick Sylvester,

    "Oh poor puddy tat. He don't feel so good. Here puddy tat, have a nice fresh piece of RAW PORK!"


  • wheelwithinwheel


    IMO spending Friday night with an old bag is not good. You need to be out with someone hot. I think you're stuck in neutral. Get on with life. Resign as an elder. Get 'r done. Make plans to ask your boss out for a drink next Friday night. Give her a few days notice, so she can think about it if she needs to. If she dodges it politely don't be too upset...she may just feel it's inappropriate. Don't take it necessarily as being personal.

    Remember however this could compromise your fade. There is always a JW around at the wrong time. If you feel you must play it safe, ask a few co-workers along as accusation protection.

    But if you are feeling adventurous just prepare a good story in case you are seen. It shouldn't be difficult to find an excuse. After all, she's your boss.

    Just my take on the Oreo binge but it is your Friday to live as you like. But remember there are just so many Fridays in a lifetime.


  • wasblind

    Misery, i prayed for you last night cause i did the same thing with some ice cream sandwiches and i paid dearly, hope your feeling better today

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