...Does a Bear sh*t in the Woods?...

by OUTLAW 37 Replies latest jw friends

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Does a Bear shit in the Woods?..

    I`ve never really cared about that question until today..

    Bears do shit in the woods.....More importantly on my lawn..

    The garbage can took a beating.....It`s Bear Proof but has some really cool Bear Scars now..

    He dragged his huge Bear Bum up my Cherry tree.....Busted branch's everywhere..

    Then there's the Giant Crap he took on my lawn..

    WTF??..

    How could any creature pass something that large,without screaming and passing out?..

    ........................... ...OUTLAW

  • thetrueone
    thetrueone

    Sounds like a keeper Outlaw.

    Take a few pictures and bag it for future story telling

  • palmtree67
    palmtree67

    LOL

    Isn't nature wonderful?

    I just got back from a weekend at a ranch. The cat took a liking to me and brought a freshly disembowelled baby bunny to my door each morning.

  • wasblind
    wasblind

    " How could any creature pass something that large,without screaming and passing out?.."

    Damn Outlaw!!!! you got me!!!

  • wasblind
    wasblind

    I mean you got me laughing, that's bear poo not mine.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    The Trueone..

    Ya..I think I will take some pics of him..He`s a Big Boy..

    I thought he was a thief the other night..So I snuck up on him..

    LOL!!..

    I backed up very slowly..

    Palmtree..

    In the wilderness,life and death are an everyday occurance..

    WasBlind..

    I want to thank you,for not crapping in my yard..

    A dump that big would have killed anything but a bear..

    ........................... ...OUTLAW

  • Hopscotch
    Hopscotch

    How could any creature pass something that large,without screaming and passing out?..

    Some women can do that when having a baby. I'm talking about the not screaming and passing out bit.

    Hopscotch

    ps - you'd need to be careful you don't leave any food in your car. Imagine the damage the old bear would do trying to get it.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Hopscotch..

    The difference is..The Bear takes a dump like that every day..LOL!!

    You can`t leave food out in these parts..

    Every kind of animal that lives here,would be trying to get at it..

    There would be nothing left of my truck if a bear climbed in and out..

    Just going up and down a tree leaves a mess..My tree took a beating..

    ........................... ...OUTLAW

  • Hopscotch
    Hopscotch

    Outlaw I can imagine the damage that bear could do. I recently saw photos of a small plane that had been ripped to shreds by a hungry bear trying to get the food left inside it. Scary stuff.

    Hopscotch

  • pirata
    pirata

    Q: How could any creature pass something that large,without screaming and passing out?

    A: Look at what was just passed, call it "new light", then watch everyone eat it up.

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