News flash from JWs! Quick run for your lives! We're doomed! the end is nigh! and its all down to the oil...

by highdose 20 Replies latest jw friends

  • nelly136

    its a bit like the jw sites when 9/11 went off, woohoo! gleeful and gladdened by the disaster cos armageddons coming right now, if thats the death rate from one disaster just wait till jehovah really gets going.

    tsunami in 2004 less wicked left for jehovah to kill

    earthquake haiti and china

    they love it.

  • Soldier77

    I wonder how long till I get that email from some of my jdub friends. I love writing back to these "friends" that forward me this crap and make some sarcastic remark.

  • blondie

    Matthew 24:44

    Therefore be ye also ready: for in such an hour as ye think not the Son of man cometh.

    So you also must be ready, because the Son of Man will come at an hour when you do not expect him

    Be vigilant just like that. You have no idea when the Son of Man is going to show up.

    So, be ready! The Son of Man will come at a time when you are not looking for him.

  • Georgiegirl

    Gee...what happened to the king of the north and the king of the south and wild beast/UN turning on all religions etc etc etc? Trumped by oil.

  • ziddina

    Just tell them it's "Armageddon" for all the little fishies that live in the Gulf Coast area...

    Oh... smokin lady And no more sneaking out behind the Kingdom Hall for a quick 'smoke'...

    Zid smokin devil

  • flipper

    Danger Will Robinson, Danger ! That's the witnesses

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    Yes Jesus said "you will hear of wars...earthquakes, pestilence and.....oil spills?"

  • Mad Sweeney
    Mad Sweeney

    What Dubs (and most fundies) seem to miss is that Jesus said that when you see wars and reports of wars it is NOT a sign that the end is imminent but rather that "the end is NOT YET."

  • Hoping4Change
  • asilentone

    hoping4change, google "worst oil spills in history".

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