I got an email from a JW relative. They reckon that they have read a indepth report about the US oil spill and according to that.
The oil spill is too big to be plugged.
Its going to posion all the earths oceans.
Which means they won't be able to produce O2.
Which means that all life on earth is going to die...
which is a fullfillment of the scripture " unless those days were cut short no flesh would be saved"
which means... duh duh DUH! armargeddon is nearly here!!
My responce was nearly " well, i'd better get out there and place some more magazines then(!)" but i bit my tounge