Inner Strength

by SixofNine 12 Replies latest social entertainment

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    Inner Strength

    If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills,

    If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

    If you can resist complaining and boring people with your
    troubles,

    If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,

    If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you
    time,

    If you can overlook when people take things out on you when,
    through no fault of yours, something goes wrong,

    If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,

    If you can face the world without lies and deceit,

    If you can conquer tension without medical help,

    If you can relax without liquor,

    If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

    If you can do all these things . . .

    THEN YOU ARE PROBABLY THE FAMILY DOG

  • peaceloveharmony
    peaceloveharmony

    ROTFLMAO

    ahh thanks sixy, i needed the laugh!

  • JanH
    JanH

    I was just thinking "what a boring life" and "that definately isn't me!" as I read it. Good thing I guess! Thanks for the laugh.

    - Jan
    --

  • gilwarrior
    gilwarrior

    Uh...no!

  • gilwarrior
    gilwarrior

    Uh...no!

  • waiting
    waiting

    LOL! I got past number 3 when I was gonna get out of Pollyanna Land, then skipped to the bottom.....

    I have 3 dachshunds who fit this "If" life. That's why I keep them - they're so easy to be around.

    waiting

  • cat1759
    cat1759

    I couldnt even get passed the first question let alone the rest of them...
    Now does that mean I have no inner strength...damn right...bring on the gin and tonic I think it is close to noon.
    cathy

  • Frenchy
    Frenchy

    What a weak bunch we are!

  • think41self
    think41self

    ANYONE who tried to take away my morning coffee would get the

    SPANKING
    of their life!

    All the rest I can pretty much handle, except number 6. I don't deal real well with people who "take things out on me" because they're having a bad day or whatever. I tell them to go away until they're human again.

    think41self

    It's my party and I'll cry if I want to!

  • Xena
    Xena

    Give me my coffe I ache all over and you would not believe the horrible day I had, get this someone expected me to eat leftovers from yesterday? The nerve! And then Tim didn't rub my feet because...he said he had to WORK...like that is more important than me!!...and here I was so upset because I got chewed out for something someone else did...it wasn't even MY fault...what do you mean it MIGHT have been my fault??? Are you blaming ME??? You think I would lie to you about something like that? Well ok maybe...forget the coffee just give me my pills and a shot of scotch I need to get some sleep!!!

    Inner Strength my A**

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