Inner Strength

by SixofNine 12 Replies latest social entertainment

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  bea

  hehehehe! thanks sexy sixy!
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  RedhorseWoman

  Inner Strength (as interpreted by those of us who would prefer to be of the feline persuasion)

  If you can start the day with a good dose of catnip,

  If you can be haughty, and get someone to rub your ears,

  If you can resist complaining and boring people, by ignoring them,

  If you can eat the same food everyday but make everyone feel so guilty about your longsuffering that they tempt you with pricey gourmet stuff,

  If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you
  time, (yeah, right)

  If you can overlook when people take things out on you when,
  through no fault of yours, something goes wrong, (and then hack a hairball on their pillow when they least expect it....revenge is sweet)

  If you can take criticism and blame without resentment, (see previous hairball solution)

  If you can face the world without lies and deceit, (unless, of course, it works to your advantage)

  If you can conquer tension without medical help (are cats EVER bothered by anxiety?),

  If you can relax without liquor (but catnip can be helpful),

  If you can sleep without the aid of drugs (for about 18 hours a day),

  If you can do all these things . . .

  THEN YOU ARE THE CAT THAT OWNS A FAMILY
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  Frenchy

  Hello, Red:
  Isn't it interesting how these creatures came in out of the wild and adopted humans? And how we feed and nourish and house those unappreciative critters who do absolutely nothing in return but demand attention???

  Wait! That's what wives says about men!