Please Tell Me ...

serenitynow!

"Until I was 10, I thought babies were delivered orally."
As in you just vomit em up? lol
minimus

Serenity, now do you understand why we make fun of Southerners? Looking at these lists makes me feel so good about myself.
serenitynow!

I really can't talk. I thought women peed, had sex and had babies out of the same hole. And I was 19. I was told to visit the ladies room with a hand mirror immediately.
snowbird

The brains, called "the lights," were broiled over hot coals as soon as they came out of the hog.
Serenity, we lived so far from civilization that it's a wonder we knew anything.
I learned how to read around age 2, wrote stories and plays at age 7, but knew next to nothing about other stuff.
I often laugh at how clueless we were!
Syl
snowbird

I really can't talk. I thought women peed, had sex and had babies out of the same hole. And I was 19. I was told to visit the ladies room with a hand mirror immediately.
LOL.
*putting on pedantic hat *
That's opening or orifice, young lady! No more references to holes, hear?
Syl
serenitynow!

Did y'all get whuppins for saying holes?
snowbird

Did y'all get whuppins for saying holes?
You know it!
Those teachers didn't play!
Syl
minimus

assholes
snowbird

Minimus, that's enough!!!
Syl
serenitynow!

"You know it!
Those teachers didn't play!"
I miss teachers whuppin kids.