Please Tell Me ...

by snowbird 131 Replies latest social entertainment

  • minimus
    minimus

    Was your family like Steve Martin's in The Jerk?

  • Marvin Shilmer
    Marvin Shilmer

    The Jerk?

    Never watched it.

  • changeling
    changeling

    I like it when people say "whilst". :)

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    1. Cotton-pickin' lasted from late August to early November - children were excused from school for this.

    2. Babies were born with the help of a midwife or "granny." My paternal grandma was one such lady.

    3. School was one or two rooms.

    4. You learned to read from grocery packages - I learned from a Maxwell House coffee can.

    5. There were no locks for doors or windows.

    6. You raised your food, or bought some off the rolling store which ran every other Wednesday.

    7. Homecoming at church during the summer was the biggest social event.

    8. You didn't court until you were ready to get married.

    9. You weren't taught anything about sex. Until I was 10, I thought babies were delivered orally.

    10. We were our brother's keeper, sometimes literally.

    Syl

  • minimus
    minimus

    Marvin, it was a very funny movie. Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin) is always depressed when his (black) family sings the blues. He has no rhythm. And he's wondering when he will finally be like his family in color). Check it out on the internet.

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    Thanks, Marvin.

    Syl

  • minimus
    minimus

    LOL!!!!

    Did you think #9 was called "oral sex"?

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    No, I mean I thought the "granny" reached down the pregnant mother's throat and retrieved the baby.

    I really did.

    Syl

  • minimus
    minimus

    Are you clear about such things now?

  • serenitynow!
    serenitynow!

    "Folks fight over the liver and kidney. Grampaw always gets the brains. He likes'em fresh."

    OMG, are you for real?

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