Why DID the chicken cross the road?

by Pootler 16 Replies latest social humour

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  Pootler

  • Sigmund Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying insecurity.
  • Captain James T Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
  • Charles Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
  • Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
  • Colonel Sanders: I missed one?
  • The Watchtower: .....

  I know you won't disappoint me. :-)
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  Quandry

  He was following the smurf that was running out of the KHall...
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  nancy drew

  He had hot wings!
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  zoiks

  Because a simple "Hello" to someone can be the first step that develops into a conversation and maybe even a friendship. Would the chicken want to take that first step with a disfellowshiped person?
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  Think About It

  Why did the JW chicken cross the road? Because his DF'd JW chicken relative was coming towards him and he had to shun them.

  Think About It
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  zoiks

  Was mine not obvious enough? Hmm, must be because I used an actual Watchtower quote (edited for chicken content)...
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  snowbird

  ... to keep up with new light.

  ... for a happifying experience.

  ... to get to the convention site.

  ... to get out of Babylon the Great.

  ... because the new "generation" teaching left it dazed and confused.

  Syl
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  Pootler

  Was mine not obvious enough? Hmm, must be because I used an actual Watchtower quote (edited for chicken content)...

  Actually that's pretty much exactly what I would have said. :-)
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  Heaven

  To 'preach' on the other side.
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  Hecklerboy

  Jehovah said to the chicken "Cross the road and be happy for I have blessed your path.

  So the chicken did as Jehovah command and was blessed all of his days. And all rejoiced for it was good in Jehovah's eye.