by Weeping 265 Replies latest jw friends
I'll do my part to help it reach 9 pages, for the sake of irony, seeing as I'm bored.
And thirsty.
I feel like a Monster energy drink. Oh nooooes, do you think a Monster is Satanic?!
Sure looks Satanic. All that glowy green-ness.
And psssht. Me? Afraid of an ape? Surely ye jest, sir.
Look at the O in Monster!! I'm sure that is an ancient symbol for satan hisself!
That energy drink does look a tad Satanic. Weeping will be happified....
Now love, subconsciously you may feel fear - fear that something so awful looking could be so... well,,,, attractive. That is what I mean - don't listen to your inner voice, love. Don't think, just act.
Closer please.... you're almost near me.. 
This thread makes me feel strangely like eating a kitten.
I'm suspicious. Why do I need to come so close, anyway? Every zookeeper knows there's no escape artist like an orang.
I love eating kittens! With a side helping of Lord of the Rings.
M..... I bet they taste good smoked....
Just go down to the cheap chinese restaurant down the street - same thing.
I just bit the head off a chicken....not as hard as you'd think!
Poopsie you little devil!
