It's okay, Nellie, apparently this yarn's been circulating through the Interwebs.
Mr. B conveniently forgot to send in our form and we got a visit from the "Census guy" the morning you posted. First question (from me): Are you a Jehovah's Witness? We're through with that!
I was also chuckling as I Googled it, just to see how many variations... Leprechauns, and penguins, and JWs, Oh My!
Cheers for posting a clean joke, they're getting harder and harder to come by. I'll be sharing this funny with 3 generations on Mother's Day weekend. Don't know if I'll go with the census-taker, or JW angle yet.
~Sue