2 Year Meeting After Armageddon (Circulating Email) (page 2)

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Hell = The JW Concept of Eternal Life on Earth

I was thinking the same. Is that email trying to make paradise sound wonderful, because it would turn most people off it.

It does kind of point out that all the little technological goodies JWs now have and are used to won't be there...but I don't know how all those pretty mansions are going to be built either without sewer systems and sewage treatment, electrical plants and lumber mills, and as someone pointed out...even glass windows wouldn't be too likely.

Maybe some crude log cabins and sod houses for the NS, right? Gee, that last message sounds like the NS is going to be run by a bunch of middle management douche bags, so what's the diff between that and the crummy job I have now?

That's what's hilarious, they think the whole world is going to get run like Bethel and Patterson is run now. Do they really believe that you can do that without being part of the modern world?

poor places

haha, someone actually sent me that too. With regards to whoever said that it's satire, I think that's partially true, but it isn't just satire. There's an element of seriousness to it. I think the attitude of the author is something like, "Hey guys, wouldn't it be funny if these kinds of things happened in paradise?" But the author isn't making fun of the concept of paradise.

Kum Vulcan

Looks like the email is a joke, and in my opinion aimed at cooling off JW expectations of the new system.

What I find funny is that anytime a discussoin with similar topics has come up in the past, we've been told that new scrolls will be opened and to wait on Jehovah. Well, wait no more, 'cos, Jehovah ain't gonna do it for ya.

There was a post maybe a week ago from someone referencing a link to the HIstory Channel's special on what would happen if humans suddenly dissapeared one day, but everything else is left intact. A very grim picture of infrastructure failure, nuclear and chemical disaters...something JWs are great at averting (with their nuclear physics and chemical engineering degrees )

JWs refuse to even consider the logistics of a world thrown back in the 1st century, a picture clearly not represented by the panda bears, vegan lions and other socialist realism art peddled by the WT...

lepermessiah

LOL to the HELL comments- I was thinking the same!

What you mean you dont eat no ment?

NO, you cannot have a hamburger, filet mignon, or baby back ribs. Look,
everyone is going through adjustments to be here, it's not just you. After a
while, you will get used to vegetables--really.

OnTheWayOut

6. In the Old World, when asked, "What do you want to do in the New World
",
almost everyone has said, "learn to play an instrument." Therefore, many
are doing this today.
I might have wrote:
Please stop learning "Stairway to Heaven." We all know how only the anointed got there. It's really borderline on blasphemy.

mindmelda

Just imagine having to play the WTS songbook for 1000 years. Doomed, I tell you...completely doomed. You know that's all they'd let you play, Kingdom Songs.

I'd rather jab a knitting needle in my ear.

WTWizard

This also means there will still be a Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger. And, if the musicians will not be perfect for 1,000 years, neither will the Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger be. This means they can and will make mistakes, which could prove fatal during the Final Test.

tec

Who's taking this seriously? I thought it was just for fun. I giggled at the 'yelling shark' at the beach. If all of this was ever true, then someone would have to be running around playing pranks to make people laugh.

Tammy

yourmomma

fuck that place. lol

2 Year Meeting After Armageddon (Circulating Email)

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