So obviously there have been a few big earthquakes recently. If dubs are living up to their beliefs, they'll be tripping over each other to do a last ditch effort to reach out to us one last time to save us from the Big A.
Now, we all know instead most of them are, as we speak, probably sitting around gloating over the fact we'll be bird food soon. But that's besides the point.
I thought we'd best be prepared for the upcoming wave of sheperding calls and the "come back to gee-ho-vuhs", so let's pool our ideas.
Mine:
Get a grim reaper robe from the costume store. While you're at it, pick up some blood red lipstick and a Gregorian chants CD. Keep these by your door. When you hear the bell, turn on the music, put on the robe and make some blood drip marks at the corner of your mouth.
If it's dark out, turn off all lights before opening the door, including the porch light.
Invite them in & tell them you want a bible study immediately. While they're speaking, utter some gutteral mumbo jumbo & pretend you're not aware of your mumbling.
