What Mad Sweeney might have said.
You know you are a JW apostate when......
You no longer refer to JW's as 'us' but 'they'
When do you know you are a JW apostate?
by dissed 46 Replies latest jw friends
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sacolton
You Know you are a JW apostate when...
you roll your eyes when you hear how the organization inserts itself as bible prophecy.
(Remember the "Seven Trumpet Blasts of Revelation"?)
Highlights of Jehovah's Trumpet like Judgment Proclamations
[Box on page 173]
1. 1922 Cedar Point, Ohio: A challenge to Christendom's leaders in religion, politics, and big business to justify their failure to bring peace, prosperity, and happiness. Messiah's Kingdom is the panacea.
2. 1923 Los Angeles, California: The public talk, "All Nations Now Marching to Armageddon, but Millions Now Living Will Never Die," called on peace-loving "sheep" to abandon the death-dealing sea of humanity.
3. 1924 Columbus, Ohio: Ecclesiastics indicted for self-exaltation and refusal to preach Messiah's Kingdom. True Christians must preach God's vengeance and comfort mourning humanity.
4. 1925 Indianapolis, Indiana: A message of hope contrasting the spiritual darkness in Christendom with the bright Kingdom promise of peace, prosperity, health, life, liberty, and eternal happiness.
5. 1926 London, England: A locustlike plaguing of Christendom and its clergy, exposing their rejection of God's Kingdom, and hailing the birth of that heavenly government.
6. 1927 Toronto, Canada: An invitation, carried as by armies of cavalry, calling on people to forsake 'organized Christianity' and give heart allegiance to Jehovah God and to his King and Kingdom.
7. 1928 Detroit, Michigan: A declaration against Satan and for Jehovah, making plain that God's anointed King, enthroned in 1914, will destroy Satan's evil organization and emancipate mankind.
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dissed
But Sacolton, I don't think even the JW's actually ever believed that as well.
"The blasts heard around the world" Like someone even noticed.
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palmtree67
You get married in a black wedding dress and let your fader husband drink tequila from your cleavage.
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nofear
You know you are a JW apostate when...
You can buy a lovely antique from a second hand furniture store and not be afraid it is carring "demon baggage"!
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Leprechaun
Oh for Heaven’s sake! When the time comes when you just don’t give a bloody hoot, anymore what the Elders may or may not do or anyone else for that matter, and start living your life like it is your life and not the Borgs life anymore! Have you ever considered worshiping god for a change?
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dissed
You know you are a JW apostate when.........
You refuse to turn in Field Service Reports feeling your service is gauged between you and God, not the Elders and you.
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undercover
you know you're a JW apostate...
when you post on this thread
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Mad Sweeney
You know you're a JW apostate (still fading) when...
you are strongly considering a prayer, a cracker and a cup of wine secretly at home after the Memorial.
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jookbeard
you have an unnatural knowledge of ancient out of print writings by CT Russel, and are also an expert in Pyramidology