When do you know you are a JW apostate?

You know you are a JW apostate when....

Your fellow JW's mates that are DF'd for drug abuse, drunkeness, and wild sex orgies refuse to talk to you because you are bad association.

You know you are a JW apostate when......

You come by to visit your JW parents, they open the door and say they are not interested.

You know you are a JW apostate when.......

The WTS takes your contribution for the WWF but refuses to send you a thank you letter.

You know you are a JW apostate when......

You can buy tupperware at a yard sale and not worry it has a demon preserved inside.

You know you are a JW apostate when.......

You can visit JWN and not feel guillty for weeks at a time

You know you are a JW apostate when........

The girls at the KH find you more mysterious and sexy now that your DF'd

You know you are a JW apostate when.......

Elders secretly visit your Face Book site then invite you to meet with them in bars and dance clubs

You know you are a JW apostate when.........

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Elders secretly visit your Face Book site then invite you to meet with them in bars and dance clubs

I wish! That would be awesome. Did that happen to you?

You know all the names of the men on the governing body

an ex jehovahs witness convicted paedophile looks down on me !

From my wife - 'no fear'

You have no problem using WT and Awake magazines to start fires and clean dog poop off the shoes

You know what kool-aid means, and why it's so sad and funny.

You know more about the WT Society then the WT Society does.

You actually look forward to a shepharding call, and jump at the chance to ask about ridiculous teachings.

you look forward to getting the new watchtower and awake so you can find all the bull crap that is in it.

You are prepared with a presentation when they come to your door....