I was brought before a JC for wanking
I suppose it depends where you were doing it lol - how did they find out?
Someone earlier mentioned what Jesus would have done - I may be wrong here, if so forgive me, but didn't someone say they had to bury their Father before they followed Jesus to be told "Let the dead bury their dead" - this doesn't sound particularly sympathetic to me.
@Magwitch - I was saddened to hear your experience regarding your brother. The response of those supposedly responsible for caring for others was beneath contempt.