Well this is my first post but I had to post mine after reading all your hilarious memories. When I was 14 or 15 I was out in service with the group. We were doing business witnessing which I HATED anyway. Well it was my turn to go into this lawyer's office. So I went in with another sister and gave my presentation to the secretary. Well she was very interested in the magazines so after I was done with my presentation I thought I would improvise and talk a little more about the magazines. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT EVER talk about something you haven't yet completely looked at. I open my big trap and say, "These magazines also have a section called 'Young People Ask'. A lot of young people enjoy these and find them helpful with problems they may have. Even adults find them useful with their problems. Maybe you even might have a problem that this issue covers? This Young People Ask is on.......". I start thumbing through the magazine to the article. And then my eyes fall upon the title "MASTURBATION....A HARMFUL HABIT?" The only thing I think is "Oh dear God, take me from this awful place." My face turns BRIGHT red. And by this time the sister beside me is snickering. I stand there trying to swallow my laughter and embarrassment. As I read her the title "Masturbation", I hear the word echoing off the office walls. And then I start snickering and almost can't even talk. I shoot out a poor excuse that we are laughing at something my friend just did before we came in there. But we all know the real reason. I then bid her farewell and said I would be back with the next issues. I never returned.
This is the most embarrassing I can think of for now but I'm sure I have plenty of others that I blocked from my memory...haha.