Merry Pantsmas day. Thanks for the enlightenment. I hated meeting a Mennonite in the field service because they always pointed out the pagan necktie that I wore. I would explain that it was business attire, but that did not change their view of my pagan appearance.
Merry Pantsmas Everyone!
by Billy the Ex-Bethelite 86 Replies latest social humour
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rebel8
awesome thread
Other things said to have pagan origins:
weddings
funeral customs
garden statues
artwork on money
weekdays named after gods
candles
wreaths
crown of thorns
icons
processions
hymns
"amen"
forgiveness
healing
blessings
glory
wedding veil
kissing
superstitions -
Heaven
Sigh... Pagans have all the fun! Let's double-up the paganism with...
Dragon on pants:
Witch Pants:
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shamus100
>:O
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MrFreeze
If you do two pagan things at the same time, it's a wash. It's like a double-negative. So you can go to meetings on SUNday and wear a necktie. Just don't add a third pagan thing.
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
And nothing says Merry Pantsmas like The Firth of Forth Accordian Band playing in trousers rather than kilts!
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Heaven
LOL @ straightshooter! But you kept wearing that tie, now didn't you?
Billy, "Fifth of Forth" sounds strangely pagan all on it's own.
Rabbits have long been associated with fertility and good luck, both of which are true pagan themes.
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Heaven
"Arrrrr Billy, have you ever been to the North Pole? Yeah... neither have I."
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
Heaven, that guy reminds me of this Merry Pantsmas duo...
