I was in the produce section of a local market, when I happened to overhear the following comment: "We celebrate Christ's birth every day of the year, not just on Christmas!" I turned and knew the nature of the source of the comment immediately, judging by the polyester pantsuit and delusional "deer in headlights" look on her face. Her companion replied, "but I like celebrating Christmas and don't see anything wrong with it." I then heard, "it's a pagan holiday."
I couldn't resist.
The next thing that was said was, "do you realize how despicable it is to condemn a holiday that is celebrated via the gathering of families together for family get togethers? You people are too cheap to celebrate anything, except the financial success of the cult that enslaves your mind." She responded, "you and Satan can enjoy your holidays together," as she hurried and left.
Merry Christmas to all and Happy New Years!
