bought my first lottery ticket today

by John Doe 39 Replies latest jw friends

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    My state now has a lottery, so I decided it was time to buy one. I paid $2 for a powerball ticket, so now I need to figure out how to spend my winnings.

    I've never even looked at lotteries before, but the woman at the counter was nice enough to explain the different ones to me.

    Does your state have a lottery?

  • crapola

    We have the lottery now. Hey, if you win it big, will you share with me? Please?

  • asilentone

    If you win, how much money can you give me?

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    I'll be happy to share my experiences with you.

  • Satanus

    $2. Another one starts down the slippery slope of decadence. You have happified satan, this day. And kicked jehovah in the shin.


  • beksbks

    Next week, he'll spend $6 and kick Jehovah in the arse!

  • Satanus

    As long as he doesn't spend $20 and kick him in the balls. I think that would merit instant annihilation.


  • Robdar

    OH, Oh! Yall are cracking me up!

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    I wonder if Brooklyn would turn down a donation made out of lottery winnings. Hmmm. Guess I won't be finding that one out any time soon.

  • mysterious437

    Lol you sure bet they wouldn't turn it down. "It is not up to our conscience to ascertain where the money came from if it is giving with a cheerful spirit..."

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