by rebel8 36 Replies latest jw friends
Oh my. I don't know whether to laugh or cry or be infuriated. (ATJeff sent me over here to read this.)
*blinks*
Well...I think I'm going to go take my bovinely beautiful self and see if I can go entice a bull somewhere. Or something.
I do have to second what Mr. Flipper says...post cult and post certain activities being banned, frigidity is NOT a problem. Muuwaahahahahahaha!
GG, I am not qualified to speak on this subject but I love Rebel8's post and points.....
Bovines. Cows. No wonder Freddy Franz didn't get dates. Can you imagine his pick up lines?
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend? Was it a Bethel App?
What time do you have to be back in heaven? I just gave Jesus a deposit.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel? Greenlees will be jealous.
Which part aren't you qualified for? The Ovum-at-Large? The Bovine Fecundity? Oooo - or the Itchy Nipples??? ;)
(laughing at FF's pickup lines. Those are um...truly awful. Hope yours are better)
(laughing at FF's pickup lines. Those are um...truly awful. Hope yours are better)
Uh, no, I got no game. I went to Gilead, remember?
ATJeff pickup lines c. 2005
God told me to come talk to you.
You know Jesus? Hey, me too!
Oh you are cold, Ecclesiastes 4:11.
Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.
Nice braclet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do".
My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name.
You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?
Oh Jeff. Seriously??? (hand/face)
I can see that we Ex-Jw ladies are going to need to give some classes to you Ex-Jw men! It's so much easier for us, I think.
ROFL
srsly, "spiritual fecundity"? It's like someone swallowed a thesaurus and just expelled 2 random words together in the same spitball.
Like, "Satanic hydrophobia".
You are all too funny
I'm glad you posted the arcticle about the cows! I had read something about that before and I was curious about it. Hilarious!
~fmy
