What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.'
'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
< B> 'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
'Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose.'
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?'
The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple... '
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen
What religion is your bra?
by John Doe 11 Replies latest social humour
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John Doe
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bigwilly
The exwife rocked a 32F natural
Pretty sure her bras were atheist
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OnTheWayOut
My jock strap is a Jehovah's Witness.
It holds back an enormous load with the thinnest fabric of support, somehow.
Way more women than men are interested in it, but there's always a man in charge. -
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dinah
I guess mine would be Baptist.
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babygirl75
I went from a Catholic to a Presbyterian! lol
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lisavegas420
How about dixie cups?
lisa
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restrangled
JD...this is too funny!
I am the champagne glass variety
r.
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John Doe
Come on! You can't make a statement like that without elaborating!
