Godly hair or ungodly hair ??

by caliber 18 Replies latest social humour

  • undercover
    undercover

    I remember getting counseled more than a couple of times over mustache and sideburns. The rules set out for Bethel were applied to pioneers and MSs, though I tried hard to buck the tide.

    Once I was on my way out, I grew a beard and challenged an elder on a sheparding call to prove from the Bible why beards were wrong for Christians. Of course he couldn't but he did say something that really opened my eyes. He talked about major corporations that had strict grooming laws (Ross Perot's company was one he mentioned) and how employees represented the company and were not allowed to appear just any ole way. Similarly, "we" represented....wait for it...no...not Jehovah...but the ORGANIZATION and we should all be similar in our grooming to make sure the message was in the forefront, not our image.

    That's when I realized that we weren't Christians with a message but unpaid employees representing a publishing company.

    The grooming laws have nothing to do with godliness. It has everything to do with upholding a squeeky clean reputation for a Bible publishing company.

  • Saoirse
    Saoirse
    An Elder from bethel told us goatee's were "phalic" it represented the female v------

    I don't even know how to respond to that. Who actually looks at a man's goatee and sees a v____ ? It's frightening that he's in a position of authority...

  • cantleave
    cantleave

    I wish I could grow facial hair, whenever I try it looks like I have glued an uncleaned, very old, ginger, grey and brown patterned carpet to face.

  • kurtbethel
    kurtbethel

    how can phalic represent female - that is what I'd like to know.

    Very easy. Become an utter brain damaged moron and you too can sputter out nonsense like that. You can even qualify to conduct studies while in that condition.

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    I encouraged Caliber to grow his goatee to help him look more sharp as a new grampa. I figured it would make Hope4others eyes sparkle more. I am guilty as charged.

    phallus /phal·lus/ (fal´us) pl. phal´li
    1
    penis
    .
    2. a representation of the penis.

    Phallus is not generally understood to represent anything female.

  • Goshawk
    Goshawk

    By splitting hairs (no pun intended) it could be a female's object of desire.

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    "An Elder from bethel told us goatee's were "phalic" it represented the female v------"

    He was likely a suppressed homosexual.

    S

  • caliber
    caliber
    "An Elder from bethel told us goatee's were "phallic" it represented the female v------"

    Maybe I just want to show off my feminine side ....Satanus ...

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