by John Doe 23 Replies latest jw friends
When I was about 10 I remember my mom (bless her heart, I didn't have a dad at the time) trying to explain the birds and bees to me. Of course, she used as much WTS lingo as she could.
What I got out of that chat was that a man's "seed" went into the woman. In my young mind, the only "seed" I could picture fitting through that small hole in my penis was a sesame seed. Imagine my shock a few years later when I discovered it wasn't like a sesame seed at all, lol.
I thought ham came from sharks....don't know where I got that idea.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raJRe7J5m6g
My brother asked one day if the bread he was eating had the "Nowt taken out" as he had heard it - the nowt - was bad for you.
I was told by my first grade teacher babies "roll out of a Mothers tummy" {she showed us with her hands} ......yeah top marks in Science! I always called Oprah "Orpha"......wierd.
