Because I came to kick ass and chew gum, and I am all out of gum.
[With respect to Die Hard]
WTBTS: Mr. Mystery Guest? Are you still there?
EX JW: Yeah, I'm still here. Unless you wanna open the front door for me.
WTBTS: Uh, no, I'm afraid not. But, you have me at a loss. You know my name but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne? Rambo? Marshal Dillon?
EX JW: Was always kinda partial to Roy Rogers actually. I really like those sequined shirts.
WTBTS: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?
EXJW: Yippee-ki-yay, motherf**ker.