God is a jealous hax0r who built this great manufacuring device he called Logos. Then he used Logos to create the Universe with everythng in it.
God wasn't quite L33T as He thought, though, because Man slipped his programming and started being individuals - so He invaded the minds of some guys who tried to tell everyone else how to live. Some he frightened with fire, others he gave trippy dreams to.
God has Holy Spirit, an electricity that like comes out if His pores or something. It does stuff like moving across the face of the Earth, falling down on Logos while he was on Earth, making people happy when they feel a baby kick inside the womb, and dancing like flames on top of dudes' heads.