Inspired by DT's topic but meant to be entirely humorous. Let's nominate members to our own governing body. They can each be head of their own department. Here's my picks:
Leoleia—dept. of people way smarter than everyone else
Oompa—dept. of drooling over hot chicks
Cameo-d—dept. of there is a conspiracy here!
Yizuman—dept. of LOL kitties
Blondie—dept. of how does she stomach reading all that crap to comment on it?
All Time Jeff—dept. of bananas
WTWizard—dept. of celibacy
John Doe—dept. of dirty bastards
Spike Tassell—dept. of if you can't beat em, join em
Ms. Jones—dept. of oh snap!
Challam—dept. of somebody on here might as well be religious
SnakesintheTower—dept of who cares? I’m getting married!