The League of Apostate Pioneers

by Megachusen 30 Replies latest jw friends

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  Megachusen

  Recently it's come to my attention that the other teens in my congragation are being pressured by their parents to pioneer. The main problem is that, like me, they're all "apostates". Because of this amusing turn of events, I'm thinking about starting my own Apostate pioneering group with them. I figure that we all could count time while doing other things that don't suck.

  Of course, the only danger is getting caught. However, I'm pretty sure I could come up with something to explain why exactly we're "preaching" at a brothel.

  Suggestions are welcome!
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  palmtree67

  Clearly, you would be going to the people who need you the most......
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  sir82

  Heck, just make sure you all get assigned to the same car group. If anyone outside the group asks to join you, say have lengthy return visits to do and wouldn't want them sitting in the car with nothing to do.

  Then head somewhere outside your congregation's territory & have fun! Just be safe & avoid the stupider activities.
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  daniel-p

  Please explain how you are all "apostates."
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  Megachusen

  "Please explain how you are all "apostates.""

  None of us believe in anything the Watchtower teaches and we all actively speak against it.

  The term "Apostate" is just loaded language that the society uses. In reality, no one is an apostate by the WTBTS definition because the word itself is a poorly crafted strawman made to invoke fear in the R&F.
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  iknowall558

  Why dont you all still 'pioneer' and chap doors, but do reverse witnessing, by the telling the folk why they shouldn't listen to JWs. That way you'll be seen in the ministry and be seen to be doing a good job when the householders, for a change, are looking intently interested. You may even get a few hundred return visits out of it.
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  undercover

  None of us believe in anything the Watchtower teaches and we all actively speak against it.

  the other teens in my congragation are being pressured by their parents to pioneer.

  non sequitur...

  If you and your mates are all baptized, which we have to assume you are, because you're being pressured to pioneer... but yet are "actively speaking against" Watchtower teachings, you'd be in deeper shit quicker'n you could say Raymond Franz.

  One cannot actively speak against WT doctrine and not expect to escape scrutiny from the elders.
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  vikesgirl101

  That is so funny. I want to be in on that. lol
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  Megachusen

  "One cannot actively speak against WT doctrine and not expect to escape scrutiny from the elders."

  I do it all the time.
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  boyzone

  can you define "actively speak"?

  Please give a real example so we can have an idea what you mean. Do you express your thoughts only to an elder? Or to each other? Or in your answers during the meetings? Or do you actively contradict all the time?