Name Things You Can Do Now That You Couldn't As A Witness (page 4)

Waffles

My top 10 are as follows:

1 - Catch up on all the Smurfs cartoons I missed out on as a child

2 - Booty calls

3 - I can participate in evil "self abuse" without fear of God killing me if I'm bursting at the seams and #2 isn't available

4 - Watch non G-rated movies

5 - Allow the facial hair that God installed on my face to grow without fear

6 - Skip wearing underpants when I am forced to wear a suit

7 - Celebrate a birthday without worrying about a prophet or party guest getting beheaded

8 - No more "privilege" of KH bathroom cleaning - honestly brothers, how hard is it to miss the urinal? You're standing right in front of the damn thing...

9 - Saturday mornings spent sleeping, mowing the lawn, and/or having breakfast beer rather than hocking Awake magazines about "The Glory of the Dung Beetle"

10 - No more fear of death

Psychotic Parrot

"10 - No more fear of death"

You're still going to die one day, free from the watchtower or not lol

Waffles

Yes, you are correct, but I no longer live every day with the fear that this could be A-day and God's going to kill me.

So, yea, fear of death :-)

StAnn

I can take communion now. No more just watching the cracker pass me by while I rejected Jesus.

St. Ann

And I agree with Waffles. I no longer "fear" death. I'm actually kinda looking forward to it. I think it's going to be exciting to get to go to heaven and be face to face with Jesus, rather than staying on this earth for eternity gardening.

St. Ann

minimus

St. Ann, why don't you expedite things, then?? ( I hope you don't but I think that comment is delusional).

StAnn

Minimus, you are allowed to think whatever you wish.

St. Ann

Quirky1

Masturbate without guilt....LOL

mrsjones5

Sing Christmas songs

Name Things You Can Do Now That You Couldn't As A Witness

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