He should prayerfully abstain from self abuse while he waits on Jehovah. If he does give in to his carnal masturbational desires he should scream loudly while doing so, in order that he cannot be accused of giving in to rape.
3 JC Elders in a car crash.
by african GB Member 29 Replies latest jw friends
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RubaDub
This thread makes about as much sense as asking if 3 elders were driving along and hit a tree in the woods and noone heard the crash .... did it make noise ????
Rub a Dub
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Nosferatu
Dammit, I though this was gonna be a joke.
Three JC Elders are in a car crash and go to heaven. One was a window washer, one was a carpet cleaner, and one was living with his JW aunt. Jehovah asks the Window Washer....
...sorry, I don't know where this joke could go from here :(
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Barbie Doll
sorry, I don't know where this joke could go from here :(
snake in the trunk?
boils on his ass for a time,
LOL LOL
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dinah
If he does give in to his carnal masturbational desires he should scream loudly while doing so, in order that he cannot be accused of giving in to rape.
Now THAT was funny.
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african GB Member
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african GB Member
Now what if this elders meet this poor fellow in the new system? Will they inquire whether the DFing actually took place or not?
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Blueeyes54
Actually the elders are in a symbolic car crash with Jesus right now as they've left the owner who bought them. They have exchanged love and mercy for readjusted rules. Watch out for the leaven of the Pharisees. Keep your chins up!
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crazyblondeb
Are you WAC's brother?
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african GB Member
Are you WAC's brother?
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