by OUTLAW 38 Replies latest jw friends
I once took a baby pacifier to the eye from my little sister.
Result:
1. For two years I was totally blind in that eye due to it being filled with blood (could only see total blackness)
2. Had three surgeries to repair the damage and remove the blood.
3. Developed a cataract and had an artificial lens implanted to restore vision (the same kind of lens your grand parents might get)
Lesson Learned:
Let's see my list of injuries
9 concussions
Broke my nose four times
Chipped a piece of my shoulder blade off
Broke a piece of bone off my tailbone
Cracked my orbital bone
Severely bruised ribs
Chipped front tooth
They were all pretty bad when they happened, the most painful was the tailbone because I couldn't sit for nearly a month. The first broken nose was the most bloody because I broke it in two places. The second one I got a concussion with and I was so out of it I set my nose myself. Which needless to say was incredibly painful. That one is a funny story when you hear my wife tell it.
a motorcycle accident left me
with a broken ankle, a shredded
leg leaving my tibia and
knee-cap glistening in the sun
with a pearly opalescence that
pierced the shock-induced fogginess
i was experienceing as one of the
most beautiful things i have ever
seen.... living tissue and bone....
i have full function, but relative
instability, in that knee.....
and as i get older, i feel the
weather like a dowsing stick...
I had my heart broken. Does that count?
Outlaw!!! Get thee hence to a doctor, do you hear me???
We don't want anything untoward happening to you. We on JWN need you and your special brand of wilderness humor.
The worst injury I've had is when I was in an auto accident November 2009.
I suffered a concussion and, like Sad Emo, had to relearn a couple of things. It was shocking and frightening! I still don't have any recall of that day!
Please look out for yourself, OK?
Sylvia
Sorry, but my worst injury was when I had my son Dylan, he was 9 lbs 2oz (I am 5 ft) and I got 40 stiches due to child birth.
I remind Dylan everyday of what he put me through-LOL, hes 10 now. Loves his mom.
Nikki
I got kicked in the head by a goat when I was two.(Don't ask what I was doing)
32 stitches, a permanant scar on my forehead, and a lifetime of jokes...good times, good times
I had my heart broken. Does that count?
Awwwww. I think we've all been there at least once.
Outlaw, that sounds terrible!
broken collar bone falling off my ladder while window cleaning.........fell through the guys fence into his rock garden....(lucky aren't I?)
remember almost fainting in the taxi to the hospital............worst thing about it....the taxi driver overcharged me .........he he
Let's see...where do I begin..compound fracture in left leg, was in traction for 4 months. Right elbow crushed and them fixed over a two year period. Broke right ankle and left arm once. Had a concussion that left me in a coma for a couple of days. Had three discs removed and probably over 500 stitches in my time. Was hit in the head with a brick, left a nice scar. Body is full of metal..
