Heres an answer for you.
You are Jehovah.
You got bored being you, the big kahuna.
So you fragmented and made little pieces of yourself+ and sent them out on a journey.
One of the ways you entertain yourself is by observing which pieces of yourself come back
home from the journey.
And observing the adventures trials and tribulations of yourself coming down the home strech
returning home.
When you made pieces of yourself and put yourself in the garden of eden, you found
peace, contentment and nothing capable of going wrong or screwing up,
bored you to tears.
So you fragmented a bigger part of yourself and called that part of yourself
Louis Cyfer.
And you told that big part of yourself 50% to stir things up and make them
interesting.
When you did that, thats where you came up with the viruses.
Dont you remember?