You know your an ex-JW when......

by restrangled 15 Replies latest jw friends

  • restrangled
    restrangled

    You set out the trash on the night before Friday...the biggest batch you've had in a long time and wonder why in the hell hasn't any other neighbor set out there's as usual?!!!!!!

    I get back in and am informed its Good Friday tomorrow.

    r. (I am not dragging all this crap back in!) it has to wait until Tuesday!

  • sinis
    sinis

    Does the city and business observe that? I guess being raised a JW is sort of like being raised an Oriental - you work 24/7 and never observe holidays because your too busy making money or making someone else money...

  • truthsetsonefree
    truthsetsonefree

    Or how about when you forget birthday's though you don't want to anymore....

    Isaac

  • restrangled
    restrangled

    Sinis....yes the city observes it, ie: I am the only idiot with trash out for pick up.

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    I think I understand why you forgot about Good Friday. You didn't plan for the Memorial that happens around the same time.

    So I have to agree, but for me- You know you're an ex-JW when..... you finally stop going to the Memorial. 1st time out.

  • greenhornet
    greenhornet

    When you see a movie or TV show, showing the sky line of NY you look for those white buildings

  • cameo-d
    cameo-d

    OTWO: 1st time out.

    whoo-hooo. Good on you!

  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips

    Hah! I am Tuesday and Friday too!

    BTS

  • restrangled
    restrangled

    Hey Burns!

    Apparently I will only be Tuesday this week!

    r,

  • restrangled
    restrangled

    OTWO...Congrats! Hope you are guilt free.

    r.

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