Name Some Weird/Strange JW Beliefs

by minimus 37 Replies latest jw friends

  • minimus

    Anything come to mind?

  • nicolaou

    You can Live Forever in Paradise on Earth

  • Dune

    I'm not going to start the genitals story again, but i have another thing.

    I've known several witnesses that professed to be under demon attack. Now i'm not saying that there is no possibility that some paranomal creatures exist and that they harass humans every now and then, but i've always found it hard to believe that these same beings would waste their time targetting specific members of a specific religion and that all you needed to do to get rid of them was to blurt out 'Jehovah!' or "Jesus!" or burn some artificact.

  • Quirky1

    The demons are going to get you min...

  • keyser soze
    keyser soze

    I'll get back to you, min. I gotta go shave my beard off for the meeting tonight. Otherwise they won't let me carry a microphone.

  • megaflower

    I have known many who claimed they where attacked by the demons. It was in a few different cong that I attended. One was in Connecticut and the other Texas and Georgia. One said it was so bad they had to call the elders over to pray and after many hours the demon finally left.

  • villabolo

    Sisters should wear a veil on their head whenever they're teaching in front of men. It only happens under specific circumstances but I remember walking in to a sister's bible study and she, after mentioning the veil thing pulled up her sweater over her head. I thought that was cute.

  • minimus

    How about "The Faithful & Discreet Slave"? If this concept isn't strange/weird, what is?

  • Quirky1

    Oral sex causes homosexuality......It turned me into a lesbian..I love women!!

  • aSphereisnotaCircle

    Abortion is murder.

    But aborted, miscarried, and still born babes will never receive a resurection, because they did not take a "breath", which somehow magically makes them real humans.

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