Has anyone had sex during field service?

by rebel8 17 Replies latest jw friends

  • sir82
    sir82
    have sex with someone in the car group or someone that answered the door?

    Or both....at the same time....

    Now that would be an experience!

  • rebel8
    rebel8

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  • Dune
    Dune

    There was another congregation in the hall i used to go to. In that congregation, there was a higher raitio of teens and alot of them pioneered or were homeschooled.

    One of the main pioneer, elder's kids had this toyota sienna van he used to borrow from his mom. Anyway, on several occasions, he'd have a big car group of about 3 or 4 guys and 3 or 4 girls. I always knew something was up because they'd start field service at around 10AM and finish around 8PM when my theocratic ministry school meeting was going.

    I KNOW they were having orgies in that god damn van or driving off to a motel somewhere, what else would a bunch of relatively attactive teenagers and 20 year olds be doing in a van for 10 hours ?

  • watson
    watson
    Nope...never had sex during FS. There was however one octogenarian brother of the annointed who, when he would get hot from going door to door, would go behind the bushes in anybodys yard and take off his clothes down to slacks only, toss it all into the car and declare "Time to go! Lets go have lunch!"

    No wonder they only want a few of the remnant running the show in Brooklyn.

  • Goshawk
    Goshawk

    No Minimus sex with yourself doesn't count.

    I asked already.

  • proandcon
    proandcon

    The service overseer (50's)and a cute young pioneer sister (20's) in our congo near WT Farms in NY got caught doing the nasty in his car while parked at a rest area in a relatively secluded park.

    Apparently, he was teaching her the fine art of field "service" and return visits.

    Big scandal...as they were caught by his own daughter (30's)...who just happenned coincidentally (or so the story goes) to be visitng the park with her husband and a friend that day ...they noticed the car and went to see if her dad was "around"...he was...and so was the "pioneer"...doing the "lecture" in the rear seat...

    She got pregnant and bounced...he got dethroned and bounced...daughter got a medal for telling the elders about hed dad's "pioneer escapades"

    Needless to say ...this was great fodder for the gossip circuit there but because it was so close to the Farm...the biggies told everyone to cool the discussion and embellishments...so the gossip went underground and the embellishments went into overdrive...

    Could never figure what this young and relatively hot sister saw in this pompous jackass...maybe she kept her eyes closed the whole time while she was being "taught"...

  • SnakesInTheTower
    SnakesInTheTower

    I know of a story in a KH, not in FS.

    When I was assigned to my MTS congo, it was a congo I had visited years earlier visiting friends. When I got to the KH for my first Thursday night meeting, I recognized a sister near the front row. Probably in her late 40s, maybe early 50s. Her last name kept popping in my head, but then (fortunately for me) I hear someone else call her by a different last name. I did not see the brother who I knew to be her husband (and former PO) anywhere around. A different brother was sitting with her. Turns out the sister and another elder in the congo were having an affair IN THE KINGDOM HALL. They got caught having sex in the KH...and they were promptly DF'd. I know it was a small town, but the KH? Really?

    Yeah, turns out, by the time I had been assigned to this congo, that sister was divorced and remarried, her and her new husband DF'd and reinstated. Her (now ex) husband divorced her and moved to a nearby KH and remarried. Caused quite a bit of scandal in the congo because when they were reinstated they liked to sit in the front row where everyone could see them. And they were reinstated pretty quick.

    Also good thing I heard about all of this before having my first question and answer part...that would have been scandalous if I had called on her by her previously married name...lol

    Snakes ()

  • dinah
    dinah

    Gah! Where were all the freaks when I was a dub?

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