I'm so pissed at myself... (Last Templar...)

by Kudra 20 Replies latest jw friends

  • Kudra
    Kudra

    I'm so pissed ...that I lost 3 - 4 hours of my day watching the "Last Templar" on Hulu.

    (curse you Hulu! You've not seen the last of me yet!)

    ugh- insipid boring love interest, stupid stupid girl (for her actions at the end), completely unsatisfying outcome- especially about her father's friend and her "change of heart" (WTF...) etc. Man that love interest/FBI agent deserved a swift punch in the face in that last scene.

    really, I'm just mad at myself that I watched that instead of finishing a grant application I need to do (by TOMORROW). And I have had a headache for THREE days.

    arararhhghghhg I need to rewind my day 9 hours.

  • Kaethra
    Kaethra

    har! I had really been looking forward to that movie, but it was so insipid I had to delete it from my DVR after suffering through the first 45 minutes or so. I mean, Mira Sorvino! What happened? It was baaaaad!

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Somebody gave me the book. By the sounds of it, it was a good thing that i regave it to somebody else.

    S

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    I watched it too..I caught the last hour.....That was the dumbest ending for a movie I have seen in a long time.

    Laughing Mutley...OUTLAW

  • Dagney
    Dagney

    Hey me too!!! It was awful!

    Hey Kudra! How are ya hon?? xoxx

    ARe you on Facebook?

  • chickpea
    chickpea

    i shut the stoopid thing off once
    it went from mildly interesting
    to too F*ing stoopid for words.....
    so i never saw the ending

    went from: hey is this real history?
    to: how insipidly lame... in less than 2 commercials!!

    lemme know if you figure out
    that life rewind thing....

  • Scully
    Scully

    Mr Scully saved it to the PVR. Hasn't watched it yet.

    Since he's not here today, I'm going to delete it and spare him a huge disappointment and complete waste of 3 hours.

    Thanks for the heads-up guys.

  • Gregor
    Gregor

    My wife bought the book for me a couple of months ago and I had it in my que of books. Finally, about a week before the movie was shown (I didn't know there was a movie coming out.) I had started it. I found it slow going. Then when the movie was shown I gave it a try. UGH! UGH! Too stupid. Any body want a brand new book?

    Just started "The Terror" Dan Simmons. So far very good.

  • Kudra
    Kudra

    The Terror sounds good Gregor- i looked up a review online and pasted it in below. The book review makes me think of Frankenstein, with the arctic setting, "gothic imagery" (so says the review) etc. I will try it out. Frankenstein is just about my favorite book (hard to pick a single favorite) because of the writing style. I have never read more beautiful prose. At least that was my opinion when I read it ~ 6 or 7 years ago. I want to read it again soon

    If that ("The Terror" -type novels) is your reading taste you might enjoy "The Historian". It is about a scholar's search for Dracula- a long book but good. I impulse-bought it a few years back in hardcover.

    The Terror

    From The Washington Post
    Reviewed by David Masiel

    The fate of Sir John Franklin's last expedition remains one of the great mysteries of Arctic exploration. What we know, more or less, is this: In the balmy days of May 1845, 129 officers and men aboard two ships -- Erebus and Terror -- departed from England for the Canadian Arctic in search of a Northwest Passage to the Pacific. They were never heard from again. Between 1847 and 1859, Franklin's wife pushed for and funded various relief missions, even as the expectation of finding survivors was replaced by the slim hope for answers.

    It's a story perfectly suited for fiction, if only because we have so little else to go on. Dan Simmons's new novel, The Terror, dives headlong into the frozen waters of the Franklin mystery, mixing historical adventure with gothic horror -- a sort of Patrick O'Brian meets Edgar Allan Poe against the backdrop of a J.M.W. Turner icescape. Meticulously researched and brilliantly imagined, The Terror won't satisfy historians or even Franklin buffs, but as a literary hybrid, the novel presents a dramatic and mythic argument for how and why Franklin and his men met their demise.

    The book opens well into the middle of things, at the onset of the ships' third winter beset in sea ice. Months after Franklin's own death, his second-in-command is now in charge. Gothic imagery pervades, as "Captain Crozier comes up on deck to find his ship under attack by celestial ghosts." This "attack" turns out to be an artful description of the aurora borealis, though Simmons never tells us that directly. Indeed, the power of his metaphoric language comes from the archetypal superstitions of the crew, who, despite their anchor of Protestant Christianity, are a pagan lot deep down.

    But the crew's belief in witches and magic may or may not explain their main fear: a "Thing on the ice" that stalks, beheads, eviscerates and otherwise kills off crewmen one by one. For 200 pages or so, we aren't sure if this beast is a figment of their overactive imaginations, maybe a giant polar bear or a yeti of Northern lore, a monster suggesting the "beastie" of Golding's Lord of the Flies -- the terror within -- or Beowulf's Grendel, not to say Grendel's mother -- a preternatural, evil intelligence bent on destruction.

    Faced with mutinous threats, general starvation, intense cold and something wrong with their tinned food supply (scurvy and lead poisoning appear rampant), Crozier provides leadership without arrogance. As the novel's protagonist, he is a man of the people, a realist, unlucky in love. As an Irishman in the British Royal Navy, he has been largely ignored by the Admiralty despite his stoic competence.

    By contrast, Franklin represents most of what was wrong in early British Arctic exploration. His prior expeditions had met with minimal success, making him best known in England as "the man who ate his shoes," though given all the other things men ate to stay alive on Arctic expeditions, it's unclear why shoe leather would be singled out for ignominy. Goaded by his very public failings, Franklin retained his penchant for arrogant idealism and wasteful ritual. He brought along fine china and monogrammed silverware, among other "necessities." In the end, his primary mistake is cultural: Out of xenophobia he refuses to adopt local methods of travel, shelter and hunting. Yet to say that Sir John gets his just deserts is unfair if only because 128 others suffer the same fate.

    Crozier recognizes the captain's weaknesses, and therein lies the novel's poignant sense of loss. He dispenses shipboard justice out of practical necessity rather than lofty idealism. In their desperate hours, he preaches not from the Bible favored by Franklin but from the "Book of Leviathan" -- his own recitations from Thomas Hobbes, which, among other things, explains the birth of superstition and religion: "There was nothing which a Poet could introduce as a person in his Poem, which [man] did not make into either a God or a Divel." As the novel descends toward its hellish climax, the "Divel" chasing our crew -- that "Thing on the ice" -- transcends its monstrous nature and becomes the manifestation of earthly retribution, wild payback for the hubris of Western civilization.

    The vehicle of that transcendence is Lady Silence, a mute Inuit girl who lives on the ship and goes at her own whim, providing a portal to Eskimo mythology and shamanism. Northern spiritual philosophy gives the world -- and this novel -- its ultimate balance, predicting the coming of kabloona ("pale people"), whose arrival brings "drunkenness and despair," melts the sea ice, kills off the white bear and calls forth the "End of Times." While Franklin's men are unable to escape the realities of starvation, brutal cold and the violent urge, Crozier's instinct for survival pushes the novel to its ethereal end.

    This mix of historical realism, gothic horror and ancient mythology is a difficult walk on fractured ice, and anyone without Simmons's mastery of narrative craft would have undoubtedly fallen through. Despite its Leviathan length, The Terror proves a compelling read, while making the average meal consumed by the average American seem a precious gift from warm-weather gods.

  • Kudra
    Kudra

    Yes- dagney I'm on facebook!

    We should start a Facebook thread where you can PM your facebook name (usually our REAL names) to posters here... I am not sure many would want to put their real Facebook names on a thread... perhaps a member-only thread? That might be safe as I guess no one new can join here... (?)

    -K

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