Ban unnatural and perverted Left-Handed Marriage! (page 3)

cameo-d

In the islamic and arabic culture, one prefers using the left hand for tasks such as wiping oneself after using the bathroom and the right hand for eating so they can keep their level of hygiene high. [ 6 ]

Robdar

Cameo-d

In the islamic and arabic culture, one prefers using the left hand for tasks such as wiping oneself after using the bathroom and the right hand for eating so they can keep their level of hygiene high. [ 6 ]

Woman, your mind works in twisted ways. LOL

Satanus

BigT

'turning Japanese.'

Never heard it called that, before;)

S

I am ready to come out of the closet. I too am unevenly yoked with a leftie, we have even allowed him to reproduce. Thankfully the children have not been affected by his genetic mutation. I did tie their left hand behind their backs the first 5 years and slapped them every time I saw finger movement. My big question is, should my husband be chemically castrated now? And how can I warn young girls about the evils of such an unholy union?

Robdar

Satanus:

Never heard it called that, before;)

Well, if you could see the expression on your face when you were romancing your left hand, you would most certainly know what Big T is talking about. LMAO.

Satanus

Ah, thanks, robbie. How you know these things;)

S

Big Tex

BigT

'turning Japanese.'

Never heard it called that, before;)

S

From 1980, right in my wheelhouse, comes the song from The Vapors, hence the phrase:

I've got your picture of me and you
You wrote "I love you" I wrote "me too"
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh it's in color Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel And soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you all round my cell
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them all round my cell
I want the doctor to take a picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down and turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger
That's why I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
(think so think so think so)
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

Awakened at Gilead

It's funny how so many people don't see the satire in this... (look at the comments on Mark Levine's blog)

keyser soze

What about those who are ambidextrous? They must be very confused souls.

caliber

The subject of left handedness is Satire here.. but does present real problems unseen

unimportant to th 93 % of the world of right handers .

Left-handed people are sometimes placed at a disadvantage by the prevalence of right-handed tools in society. Many tools and devices are designed to be comfortably used with the right hand. For example, (right-handed) scissors, a very common tool, are arranged so that the line being cut along can be seen by a right-handed user, but is obscured to a left-handed user. Furthermore, the handles are often molded in a way that is difficult for a left-hander to hold, and extensive use in such cases can lead to varying levels of discomfort. Most importantly, the scissoring or shearing action - how the blades work together (how they are attached at the pivot) - operates correctly for a right-hander, but a left-hander will tend to force the blades apart rather than shearing the target substance.[ 31Left-handed people are sometimes placed at a disadvantage by theprevalence of right-handed tools in society. Many tools and devices are designed to be comfortably used with the right hand. For example, (right-handed) scissors, a very common tool, are arranged so that the line being cut along can be seen by a right-handed user, but is obscured to a left-handed user. Furthermore, the handles are often molded in a way that is difficult for a left-hander to hold, and extensive use in such cases can lead to varying levels of discomfort. Most importantly, the scissoring or shearing action - how the blades work together (how they are attached at the pivot) - operates correctly for a right-hander, but a left-hander will tend to force the blades apart rather than shearing the target substance.[ 31

Kitchen knives (1)symmetrical, (2)right-handed, (3)left-handed