10 Things You'll Never Hear at a Kingdom Hall

(originally posted by Armageddon1975 on yahoogroups)

10."A donation to a charity. Good idea."

9. "So you're a priest? Welcome Father."

8. "I was so amazed, I never noticed the meeting over-ran 15 minutes."

7. "I just love singing these songs."

6. "Personally speaking, I think ....."

5. "No literature placements this week. No problem."

4. "What a wonderful thing the internet is."

3. "Long live Ray Franz"

2. "Sorry. We were wrong."

. . . And the one thing you've probably never heard in a Kingdom Hall:

1. THE TRUTH!!!!!

Here is another one you will never hear.

11. We were wrong.

"Hand me that whiskey, I need to consult the spirit."-J.F. Rutherford

coming down the blood doning centre after?
nelly

And you will not hear this:

12. Ray Franz and James Penton was right.

What about things you'll never hear children say at a Kingdom Hall?

"Aww Mum! Do we have to go home now?"

"Mum, can I have my own magazine order so I can work my 'school territory"?

"Why can't everyone be quiet, I'm trying to listen!"

"Now THAT was an fun!!"

montag

Oral sex is now compulsory.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be....

13. You may get drunk now

Hey Jayhawk, did you miss #2 of the original post...just playing...you would definately not here we are wrong...:) good list scully

Aw crap, that is what I get for speed reading a post.

How about this.

11. I am so glad we don't get Christmas presents. What a pain it is to get gifts at the end of December.

"Hand me that whiskey, I need to consult the spirit."-J.F. Rutherford

You'll never hear "welcome back brother LB"