Your congregation's elder's top 10 mistakes? (page 2)

1. lying

2. lying

3. lying

4. lying

5. lying

6. lying

7. lying

8. lying

9. lying

10. lying about lying

2. ass kissing the CO-DO

"then wondering why I blow them off" What? LOL!

Sounds like a JC issue right there... LOL

Yea, what's up with the lieing thing?

10. End the m eetings with, "...now let's go out and sell some magazines!"

9. Challenged the Mormons to a drag race.

8. Invited an Amway spokeman to speak at the Hall.

7. Held the elders' meeting at Hooters.

6. Made a seating chart so that everybody could sit next to everybody else
within a month.

5. They all felt sorry for a brother, so they all tried his "holistic" advice.

4. Phoned Headquarters and asked "Are you guys really sure about this?"

3. At a business meeting at the Circuit Assembly, they all asked if they could
avoid announcing a "deficit" to the audience.

2. They all purchased Acme Squeegees for their small businesses without checking
them out.

And the Number One Mistake My Congregation Elders Made:

1. They told the C.O. that green handshakes are against their religion.

Your congregation's elder's top 10 mistakes?