AARGH! THey came back to get the last word

by AuntBee 23 Replies latest jw friends

  • StAnn

    Aunt Bee,

    Get yourself a box. Decorate it up to look like a pill bottle from the pharmacy. Maybe you could cover it in orange construction paper with white construction paper on the top for the lid. On the label, write "A Dose of Reality. Read for one hour daily until done." Put a copy of Crisis of Conscience in it and a copy of Jason Evert's Answering Jehovah's Witnesses in the box and drop it off to them at the KH on Sunday morning.

    Oh, and don't forget to put a jar of Aunt Bea's kerosene pickles in it for them!


  • BurnTheShips
    AARGH! THey came back to get the last word

    The sound of a shotgun getting racked tends to prevent this.

  • Awakened at Gilead
    Awakened at Gilead

    Take the fruit, add some flour, sugar, margarine, and baking powder, mix it together..

    Bake at 350 for 35 minutes...

    When its finished, give the result to them fruitcakes that visited you... and you get the last word...

    Tell them, that yes, by your fruits I have recognized the falsehoods that you teach!

    [email protected]

  • wifekeepsmeinit

    Sounds like they were just making a nice gesture...too bad you took it negatively.....too bad you asked a whole bunch of irrelevant questions when you first met them, you honestly think your making a difference in them....if anything it just confirms everything they have been taught. Your of the devil and they need to bring you to an accurate knowledge to do what God requires. Im sure the verse was an after thought and they probly laughed when they wrote it. They're not as evil as you think...but you have to remember that they are apart a lie, they just dont know it.

  • AuntBee

    Hi WKMII -- I don't think they are evil; it is actually they who think i am evil! I looked them in the eye kindly as they were leaving, and said in all sincerity that it was too bad we can't really be friends, as i would be 'bad association' to them. She didn't reassure me that this is not true, they don't look at me that way, etc, she just said nothing.

    I have a more personal connection with family members of one of them too. I have welcomed them into my home, entertained them, and spent time talking with them and getting to know and love them. As a matter of fact, because i know and love the kids, this is one of the reasons i did bother to spend all this time with them. -- (OTOH, they don't give my offspring the time of day, have only met her once, never had her in their home, and act like they don't know her when they see her.....) So, yah, sorry, but the fruit thing just felt a little fake/manipulative.

    It took all the self control i have to sit there, and have someone in my living room, telling me they would let their kids die before giving them blood! It's one thing to read about it online or in books, but to experience it in reality..... i'm still reeling from it.

  • AuntBee

    ".too bad you asked a whole bunch of irrelevant questions when you first met them,"

    I should ask any questions i want -- THEY CAME TO MY DOOR!!

  • gymbob


    Ask whatever you want, they are the ones coming to your house....

    I do like the "pie" idea though! GYMBB

  • LockedChaos

    That was a

    "Drive By Fruiting"

    Anyone injured?

  • Tired of the Hypocrisy
    Tired of the Hypocrisy

    Prove you are nicer than them and leave the basket out on the street with a sign that says, "Free Fruit for Hungry People."

  • Satanus

    'drive by fruiting' hahahaha. Good one.

    You could send them flowers w sickly sweet cards wishing them well on their careers as wt religionists (not those sarcastic words). Tell them that you hope that they place lots of mags, get lots of bible studies, many assemblies.. *barfs*


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