As a few of you know, I have a bit of money in my name. However, here's the caveat: my bleeping dub mother is in charge of it.
In charge of it? In charge of your money? What are you, a minor? Are you retarded? Do you have some sort of disability?
Sounds to me as if it is her money and she isn't ready to fork it over to you yet. If you were my son and came at me using that sort of language, you wouldn't get very far. Jdub or not.
Why don't you get a job? Oh, and maybe learn a little respect.