How does Jehovah Kill Us Off?

by cameo-d 36 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • snowbird

    Cameo-d, are you the former poster, Tula?


  • Jeremy C
    Jeremy C
    You know - the one thing that the JWs have been missing out on in their apocalypse is the spectre of some born-again 747 pilot vanishing out of the cockpit and it coming down on some city...

    LOL Yes, I am always amused when I see the bumper sticker which reads "Caution - in event of rapture, this car will be unmanned". If the JWs believed in the rapture, they could create illustrations with empty cars flying off of the freeways and turnpikes; killing innocent bystanders. Cities would look like large bumper car rinks. This could make their artwork so much richer - Jehovah using not only hale stones and lightening; but also using Ford Explorers in executing his judgment.

  • sacolton

    Screw Ford Explorers ... HUMMERS!

    Oh, wait ... 99.9% JWs can't afford Hummers.


    With BOREDOM.


    Oh wait a minute, that's how he's killing his own people.


    Actually..There is no Jehovah..The Name is a Catholic Invention..From the 14th century.....If it never appeared before the 14th century..Jesus would never have used that name..EVER!!................Laughing Mutley...OUTLAW

  • Hortensia

    Outlaw said it first, but I agree. Jehovah is a fictional construct. We have lots of things to worry about but jehovah isn't one of them. I like your name = jehovah-jihad. I'm a lot more worried about getting diabetes when I'm old than I am about armageddon or a fictional sky daddy who wants to kill us all.

  • Vachi 8 He Is
    Vachi 8 He Is

    "With boredom..." Omg dude I almost fell out of my chair with that. Classic man. High five! But yeah, it's gonna be like Terminator 2: Judgment Day so remember that sunblock and you should be cool, wayyyyy cool. Now then, time for some tunes....Oh yeah, I like this one..... "What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more" *bobs head*

  • lancelink

    the last picture looks like something out of close encounters near the end of the movie


    The way you write is contrary to the Bible .Thank God Yahweh that there has been a religion for decades that taught God will destroy the wicked forever .And this is exactly what the atheists want ! They are aware they will die sooner and later . But look at most religions ! They teach eternal hell torments . Which one you would choose if it happens God Yahweh rejected you ? Jehovah's Witnesses by this kind of teaching about eternal death have been the best religious organization on this earth .

  • mary stewart
    mary stewart

    my mum thinks 'WOTW' (to cruise version) is how people will be during the great trib.

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