Being a Jehovah’s Witness is getting easier with each worldly year that passes. Time is not getting shorter but meetings are, along with assemblies.
In my day the closing prayer lasted longer than the whole modern assembly. Now the book study is about to perish in the way.
Shorter hours for pioneers are on the way. No need to sell books and magazines to the public, just hand out tracts. For those bright enough to use a computer they can proselyte via email, the green alternative to fuel guzzling ministry.
Even the dress code is has relaxed to point that people offer them money for clothes when they call. Voting is a matter of Conscience as are blood fractions.
Soon they will meet once a week for 30 minutes to hug, congratulate themselves for not yet becoming apostates and swap conkers.
They are kidding nobody but themselves. Like a dog chasing its own tail, except being sheep, they have no tail, just an imaginary, invisible, spiritual tail that only they can see.
In the end the Society will just insert a control chip in each Jehovah’s Witness, somewhere so dark and deep that even the ever increasing Watchtower light will not reach it. Then they will have reached perfection.
When it comes to Jehovah’s Witnesses - they just don't make 'em like they used to. They are now a lost wandering shadow of what they were - too brainwashed to bleat out the simple question:
Where did it all go wrong?
Do you agree or am I being harsh?
What changes have you seen?