3,000,000 reasons JWD kicked ass (page 2)

OUTLAW

Very cool Simon!............ Clint Eastwood ...OUTLAW

wha happened?

so who's was the 3M post?

So much for JW's making apostates look like a small bitter crowd, how many pro-JW sites have 3M posts?

summer

Well, we made it past the 3 million post mark ... what a huge milestone

Congratulations on a huge milestone indeed!!!

A big thank you to everyone who posted on this site, shared a little bit of themselves with us or just said 'hi' along the way.

And a big Thank You to you Simon, and all your little helpers, who made this possible.

This place will be missed by many...

Hope4Others

Thanks for everything Simon....

Nothing can ever compare to this site....no where, any how....anytime....

Jwd Rocks!!!

hope4others

Simon,

Thanks for your patience with us.

Of all the 3m post do you remember this one?

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot".

I call mine Sex.

Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family was barred from the church from then on.

??When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!"??One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.?

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Same here!"??Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." -- My case comes up next Thursday.?

Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I can't live any longer being so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so go get yourself a dog."

Thanks again Simon

ibme

Tara

Congratulations, Simon, mods, and fellow posters.

Billy the Ex-Bethelite

I wish I'd joined this forum 3,000,000 posts ago.

gymbob

Simon~

Want to go for 4 mill?????

I believe this place freaks the living hell out of Brooklyn, and would love to see it grow even bigger.

Thank you, and do what you gotta' do....... Gymbob

ibme

Yes Simon,

Me agrees with others above.

This place, for the most part, is good.

Me remembers the days when sex was mentioned, it was in jest/fun/pick
spirit up after round of hard/reasonable debating posting period.

Waiting (poster) was good at that.

It truly has went down hill because certain elements that love the smut.

This smut has nothing to do with ones' relation with God and Jesus our
friends.

Just smut/obscenity/pornography/fungus

Why can't the moderators just pull the plug on the "smutters " and let the rest of us have the luxury of the therapy. There are so many good 'therapists' here who have lived it all and there are so many 'needy' ones who still have wobbling knees.

Thanks

ibme

JAVA

Wow--doesn't this group ever sleep? :) You're right Simon, "JWD kicked ass" starting in 2000.

3,000,000 reasons JWD kicked ass

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