TELL US 3 THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF; ONE THEM A LIE

by Terry 218 Replies latest jw friends

  • flipper
    flipper

    1. I'm handsome

    2. My wife is a fox

    3. I'm buying JWD from Simon to keep this damned board operating with my imaginary money !

    Can you guess the lie ? Peace out, Mr. Flipper

  • hot mama
    hot mama

    I'd say # 3 but I wish you would really buy it so we could keep this up and running. It's been a life saver for me and I will really miss it.

  • valkyrie
    valkyrie

    Okay, I'll step into this:

    1. I use (speak/read/write/listen to) six different languages on a regular basis;

    2. I have done deep sea diving in the North Sea to a depth of 30 meters;

    3. I am a gay ex-JW.

  • valkyrie
    valkyrie
    I think # 1 is a lie!!

    Wrong!

    Try again

  • hot mama
    hot mama

    How about # 3?

  • Leolaia
    Leolaia

    Well, I'll give this a shot....

    1) Growing up, my sister and I played ball in a neighborhood park with a man who would later become a famous MLB pitcher and World Series winner.

    2) I had lunch with a Hiroshima survivor who showed me his scars from the radiation burns.

    3) I once called into Art Bell's Coast to Coast AM posing as an alien.

  • new boy
    new boy

    1. When I worked in the Bethel Laundry in 1972 I stoled a pair of Brother Knorr's draws.

    2. I hepled kill someone when I was back at Bethel.

    3. I made a vow after I left the Jehovah's Witnesses to always tell the truth....

  • chrisjoel
    chrisjoel
    3) I once called into Art Bell's Coast to Coast AM posing as an alien.

    Then you deserve to be taken over my knee and spanked like the naughty little girl that you are!!!

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    1. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a pilot.
    2. I was a high school drop out.
    3. I often use sign language while driving.
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