Guys, do you ever lose the guysie factor in your life?

by John Doe 34 Replies latest jw friends

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  Twitch

  OMG yes, JD I know exactly what you mean.

  The other day I saw this really icky looking bug in the warehouse at work and I almost had a heart attack. It was the size of a small chihuahua and I swear it I could hear it wheezing as it eyed me up. It moved towards me and I just jumped, omg. I called the other guys in and we all couldn't help but gawk at it. Obviously one of us had to kill it but nobody was doing anything. So I told myself "You need to move, guy. Do whatcha hafta".

  So I pulled out the 9 and capped a few rounds in it's a$$, shotgunned a Bud, belched a low D, adjusted the package and drove my pickup into the ditch.

  ;)
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  restrangled

  Ok boys, youv'e had your laughs .....how would you like to meet up with all the girls at this location?

  http://www.preferredhotels.com/values/hotel_descr.asp?id=53562&travelAgentId=09546386&src=tig2_google_RSWSH_brand2
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  Twitch

  Ok, how much is it going to cost me this time?

  ;)
• 

  DJK

  Fortunately for you, there are now some great girlie products for no-sweat sweat joints. No more running for the hose to put out a lit 2x4 just cuz you're out of practice at pointing a torch.

  ROFLMAO

  Look at something called "Sharkbite" connectors. They are solderless--just push them together, and they work on cpvc, copper and Pex. They are also reusable.

  I have everything I need. I'll remember that in the future.
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  John Doe

  Well gee I would, but I don't have a thing to wear!! ;-)
• 

  OnTheWayOut

  I like to take a drive, never stop for directions and just try to figure it out.
  While out, I stop at every strip club and monster truck rally.

  If that doesn't snap me out of it, I rent an action movie with lots of explosions
  and not use a coaster for my drink.

  Also, leaving the toilet seat up makes me remember I am a man.

  I can make lots of phone calls because it only takes one minute for my friends
  to say how they feel, and another minute or two for me to offer a solution to their
  problems, instead of listening for a long time and just being there for them. Most
  calls are just for the purpose of passing important information.

  Getting my nails done means pounding 16 penny nails into something I build.
  I can't even spell pedicure. Toenails are not needing to be nice-looking.
  A bath is for women and children, such a waste of hot water. A spa is a place
  we send the women to while football is on the TV.

  I hope that cleared this up.
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  restrangled

  seriously I think we should plan for a meet up a year from now at that resort....JD....you can find something to wear by then!!!!

  How fun this would be for all...A girls weekend and we'll meet you all on Sunday for an apostafest
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  oompa

  cmon man...hours for an oil change?? you lost me there...but you can use my lift....and it is incredible...pm me an e-mail and you can see something incredible up on it.........oompa
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  beksbks

  John Doe!!! You need a darn good spanking!
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  John Doe

  cmon man...hours for an oil change?

  Yeah I know. I was exaggerating. Hours would be breaking the first universal rule of the guy club--if it takes longer than 10 minutes, you're going too slow. ;-)